A small device has infiltrated our quiet abode. The children begged and bargained. They conspired to prove their worth, to earn their reward. I conceded and with our local search to no avail, I was persuaded to order online (It’s on Amazon, they assured me) and within days it arrived.
The fidgawhat? The fidgajibit, the fidget spinner. All colors and styles. With lights and spikes, in red and blue, buy one or buy two? Oh no, what have I done?